Are you in touch with your inner WOLF? If you answered yes... LIAR! A liar I call thee! If you really were in touch with your inner WOLF you'd be too preoccupied with working your way to the bottom of a bottle of fine Sapporo beer to waste your time reading this shit. You'd be collapsed shirtless in a heap, or sweating so profusely the cherub fountain statues are shy to pee around you, so in awe of your endless human run-off. So now that you've fessed up dear reader, please go on to read about the one night I got in touch with that inner WOLF and it tore my freakin' head off. Roar.

I only wish the story had a better ending. =(


Designed by: Gary Spillman and Brian Stewart

Artwork of Guitar Wolf by Koon Yew
All Photos taken and manipulated by: Brian Stewart