Get Real

Sup proud men and women of the Inu Nation? I just wanted to drop a quick line about the updates over the last several days. In an effort to hone my storytelling skills anew, I’ve begun writing essays again. Every time I have the urge to facebook, I’ll come here instead. Hopefully, when I have time, I’ll put some of these creative impulses into my format of choice, video. But until then Uncle boo’s old fashioned words n’ jpegs will have to suffice.

You’ll notice that this new batch of oven fresh entries get a lot more personal and a lot more real than my previous ones. With child on the way, the time for hiding behind walls is over. Or wait… maybe it’s just begun? Peek-a-boo…

I also started translating the new albums by Mr. Children and Bump of Chicken. I’m committed to finishing each although Bump may kill me with all their time slip, self introspection nonsense magic!

Have You Seen Me Lately?

It has been far too long, my lovely internet hounds.

Don't you recognize me!?

I have been a very busy boo-bear. First of all, I have my own “TV Show.” I use quotations because it’s really more of a filler segment that airs all across the state of New Jersey between other shows no one watches on a channel that most people surf through without a second thought. Also, I can’t tell you when it will definitively be on the air because it’s random. It’s not all doom and gloom though, because thanks to the magic of the internet, I’m able to share my show with you on the down low. So go and watch interviews: with people but don’t run off to facebook or tweet these awesome contents because it’s our little secret. This really is the most deranged thing I’ve been a part of yet (this runs a close second) and I am immensely proud of it.

You’ll notice that the video player has been upgraded. Yeah. It rocks. Sakura (aka Leisl Schrader) owned the redesign. About the only thing this new and improved shit doesn’t do is the dishes. The rest of the site got an overhaul too although the design remains the same. Mostly, it’s just become very easy for me to do my own updates for the video and audio content so that’s what I intend on doing.

I always said I wanted this site to be more about content delivery than commentary. It’s basically my refrigerator door and it is your job to tell me how much you love my picture of a fire engine. I will, of course, return the favor where possible.

The other news I have has nothing to do with projects or work and everything to do with NEW LIFE SPAWNING FROM MY WIFE’S WOMB. Yes, a little boo is on the way. My spawn grows strong. We’re expecting in early June. Life is amazing. It has fingers!!

Lots of fun stuff on the way. I hope you’ll come back now that I’m ready to share my toys again.

Yours booly,

-boss dogMulti-Tasking.

Looking for Me? I’m Underground.

I’m the LAMPREY on the side of NEW YORK CITY’s tasty FRESH WATER TROUT. Been too busy sucking away its lifeforce for my own nefarious purposes to bring the love back to the Inu. F is for Film “season 2” is a monster that devours time like a black hole but it’s going to be killer stuff. Sharper, snazzier, and now featuring real live girls. While we’ve yet to hit on anything as cracked as a balloon sandwich tutorial, there is a dance sequence and muppet madness which is truly mad. Sorry for the lateness of the zombies. I haven’t had time (or made time) to polish the next two chapters which are basically written. too busy watching Twilight for the 7th time. This will be explained.