The day they mistake a 0 for an 8 is going to be interesting for some lucky housewife. Hopefully, they’re home within the two day time limit. I thought Dir en grey’s Toguro was an appropriate soundtrack to that.
You know food is good when it’s cooked with a paper fan.
It squirms no more.
I have to say… I prefer to remember them like this. So good.
On the most recent United States of Tara, the lovable fuck-up daughter, Kate (played with just the right mix of detatched, manic and adorable by Brie Larson,) wore the following dress and wore it with Harajuku pizazz.
I wish I had enough money to outfit every girl I know in one. It would be the school uniform at boobear university.
The boar got fat on the richness of the land,
until his girth was too much for his frame to hold
and he returned drowsily to his mother
with the hope for milk from teats long sucked dry
At his back every minute of every day the shadow of the tiger uncaged.
no longer was he nimble, and he couldn’t turn his head
to see his passing fancies double back upon him
revenge in their heart and daggers in their hands
the tracks that lead him deeper still into the jungle
may have been his own, but still he fret the shadow of the tiger uncaged
“There’s nothing to fear,” He told himself twice over breakfast
“All of this running will only leave me weaker,
for when the real striped menace appears, I should rest.”
but his restlessness was too much a habit,
thinner still his fearful body grew in the shadow of the tiger uncaged
Then one day
He stopped all but the living.
And there before him came a great and powerful Tiger who said,
“Why did you run away from me, pig?”
to which the boar replied,
“Why were you chasing me?”
to which the Tiger replied,
The pig closed his eyes
and there he lie within the shadow of the tiger uncaged
Happy New Year to all my inu-tachi. The future is what we make of it!
It’s Penguin feeding time at the ol’ Adventure Aquarium in Camden. As soon as I saw my raw cut of the footage I knew Cocco’s song Baby, After You was a perfect match. Given three hours of work time I probably could have synced the video and guitar perfectly, but really this is all about a penguin eating a squid and how it looks like they are deferring meal time to one another. They are cute. End of story.