I was in a public restroom reading the “scripture of the shoppings malls” scrawled in filth on the walls of a bathroom stall when I started thinking about what the silliest thing i could write on there would be. Were I to be taken with the bard’s gift while passing a load.
Here are just some of the many ideas that shat from my mind.
Lick Dick Deepak Chopra. –self explanatory
For a good time call Good Times.
St. Elmo’s Fire. (with a picture of Elmo)
Jessica Alba is a fine young woman of good moral fiber.
Oops. That doesn’t go in there.
Ray Jay Johnson.
I’m waiting in the stall next to you with a knife. Don’t scream. Don’t make a peep. Just slowly stick your fingers under the stall, and wait one minute. If I like what I see, I’ll let you go. If you move, I’ll cut your heart out, and piss into the open cavity.
— What are some of your fantasy bathroom scrawls?