Here for all to read is the oddest dream I have ever had. It probably was induced by the high fever I had.
I don’t know where one part begins and another ends. Much like twizzlers left in the hot sun.
At one point I ended up breaking into an insane asylum with some friends. I was looking for a file there. I don’t think I ever got it, or maybe I did. I found out that lots of famous murderers from the 70’s were being kept there, as were their dogs. I ended up freeing a black dog. He came home with me but I was nervous about having him there with my dad in the house so he slept outside.
I ended up going back to the Asylum where I’d stolen him from but this time… it had been converted into the live-in dormitory of the cast and crew of the television show Grey’s Anatomy. I was instantly hired and, wife in tow, joined them there to live. I showered and came out naked, Katherine Heigl and I were alone in the room (mixed dorms I guess) and we were seated in this dirty alcove together. She pulled up close to me and whispered a secret in my ear.
“Kate Walsh won a lot of money on a Japanese game show version of Pacman.”
Things kept getting weirder from there. The director lead me to wardrobe and I picked out some plain looking clothes, my legs were covered in dirty leaves from the alcove so I brushed them off. I took a seat next to my wife on our trundle bed and we watched as one of the male leads sorted out his weird European shoe and leggings collection. Then it was time for us to go over the scenes we would be filming that day. The director stepped out and talked about how it was day 78 of Scene 2-5. Seemed like a long time.
Then he showed us a movie that was supposed to inspire us. It was this weird art film about three Black ladies (parasols and all) from the French Quarter of New Orleans trying to board a raft. It was in French.
Things get fuzzy from here. What does it all mean? Should I start watching Grey’s Anatomy? Am I destined to join their ranks? Are there three black matrons lost in the aftermath of Katrina waiting for a raft? Should I build a raft?